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So, now Im kickin it on the battlefield, swinging my staff like a mo fo. Occasionally Ill bring some Firewarriors with me. These guys cost the tax payers far more to bring along, but they can shoot better. Thats critical to us. They dont do anything else also as the aforementioned Space Marines, but now they can shoot just as well. Awww, yeah Honestly, I believe theyre just bigger pussies than the other Firewarriors. They so dont desire to get in to hand to hand they practice shooting even more. Speaking of being pussies. Did you know that if I strategically withdraw from the battlefield these pansies panick and shit? Start running like small bitches. Yeah, theyre afraid of reverting to the backwater slugs they were just before us Ethereals showed up. They just begin running. The ones who stay though, they get pissed! As opposed to them being the equivalent of fighting a 7 year old girl in a pillow fight, its like theyve got 2 pillows. Look out powerfist wielders!
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